Thursday, August 26, 2010

I need to get on TV.

I just decided that I want to be on TV. I think that everyone should start a movement to get me on TV because I think I'll be the best guy who ever was on TV. I have so many ideas of cool things to do. Here are just a few of the things that I'll do when you guys get me on the TV.

1) On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I will answer the first question correctly and just decide to take the money.

2) On Saturday Night Live, I will tape up the picture of the Pope that Sinead O'Connor ripped up. I will then proceed to rip up a picture of myself wearing a Pope-style hat and declare myself the NEW POPE.

3) On the MTV Music Awards, I will call out everyone on the fact that MTV doesn't play music videos, and therefore should not be giving out awards for music videos. I will then have a small tirade about how MTV needs to bring back my favorite VJ, Jesse Camp. And also Puck.

4) On Good Morning America, I will confront Juju Chang on how offensive her name is.

5) On WTAE News, I will deliver Erin Kienzle's child live on the air.

6) I'll smoke crack in the Cash Cab.

As you can see, its pretty important that I get on TV. See what you guys can do for me.


Ryan Stuck said...

HAHAHA i vote for smoking crack in the cash cab.

missvinylahoy said...

I vote for the Millionaire or the Cash Cab options, haha!!

stevenreedkelly said...

You're making a strong case for the FCC to keep you OFF television.

Damn the man. Save the Empire!

Punchline should be the prom party band in an upcoming teen comedy movie. Worked for Save Ferris, the Donnas and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones!