I just decided that I want to be on TV. I think that everyone should start a movement to get me on TV because I think I'll be the best guy who ever was on TV. I have so many ideas of cool things to do. Here are just a few of the things that I'll do when you guys get me on the TV.
1) On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I will answer the first question correctly and just decide to take the money.
2) On Saturday Night Live, I will tape up the picture of the Pope that Sinead O'Connor ripped up. I will then proceed to rip up a picture of myself wearing a Pope-style hat and declare myself the NEW POPE.
3) On the MTV Music Awards, I will call out everyone on the fact that MTV doesn't play music videos, and therefore should not be giving out awards for music videos. I will then have a small tirade about how MTV needs to bring back my favorite VJ, Jesse Camp. And also Puck.
4) On Good Morning America, I will confront Juju Chang on how offensive her name is.
5) On WTAE News, I will deliver Erin Kienzle's child live on the air.
6) I'll smoke crack in the Cash Cab.
As you can see, its pretty important that I get on TV. See what you guys can do for me.