You would think that with all the skills and titles I've acquired that I should have at least a billion dollars by now! I was trying to figure out a list of them in the shower (but the paper kept getting wet), so I'll list them here...
- bass player
- back-up singer
- scrap metal yard worker
- forklift operator
- youtube creator
- video director
- video blogger
- above average ice skater
With the Jaunary 2009 release of me and Tony's masterpiece "Whistle Pig", I'll also be able to add the following to that list...
- fableizer (a word I just made up, it means "one who writes fables")
These are some of my past skills that I would need to brush up on to really still consider a current skill or title....
- ice hockey goaltender
- guy who untangles ridiculous piles of mining cable
- soda pop shelf stocker at Pechin's
I'll get that cot, just you wait and see.